Maven is the wrong tool
So i've been working on a team project for the last few weeks. The people are decent but the processes are insane and the tool and technology choices are ... odd.
One of the tools is of course maven, which for some baffling reason has become quite popular in the java world. It's really a pretty horrid bit of software - very slow, unreliable (essentially you're forced to 'make clean; make all' every time and even then that doesn't guarantee a repeatable build), obtuse error messages which don't explain what's going on, plugin system with terrible discovery, shitty documentation, a dependency system which creates more problems than it solves. Like many java technologies it seems to have been created to sell books, training, and 'enterprise' versions rather than solve an existing need; and yet somehow created an evangelical following of essentially the blind leading the blind.
But you know, a lot of software has faults - although a build system which cannot create repeatable (incremental!!) builds is less than worthless in my mind. I've only been there 3x4-day weeks and probably spent 2 days waiting for things to run which makes it a very expensive bit of junk (as far as I can tell, so has every other developer).
However the primary problem with maven is that like git it is a configuration management tool.
But unlike git which can at least be (ab)used to become a developer tool, maven just doesn't have the required facilities to start with.
I thought i'd see if the HSA stuff had been updated so I started updating my local checkouts yesterday. Apart from git being a bit of a git, subversion seems to have added 'interactive' bullshit now. So rather than just dump conflict markers in a file and show them it prompts you for what to do.
Yeah, no thanks.
Not sure I could be bothered building it right now anyway even if it wasn't still checking out the c++ snot from gcc.
I came across a link to the "next generation" editor from github - Atom. Really pretty baffling why they're even working on some shitty editor, using 'web' technologies and then turning it into a macintosh application.
But really what surprised me most was the number of people saying things like "it's slow and it's buggy and even though it's exactly like some existing programmers editor I paid for, i'm going to be using this from now on".
What? Why? Do they think there'll be some sort of gold-rush on plugins? Why would they be willing to interfere with their productivity just to be part of something new?
Amazing the strange decisions people make based on hype.
And people still buy text editors? There's dozens of free ones out there and many many of them are particularly excellent. Maybe it's a macintosh thing. Like on the Amiga little developers can make niche products and get people to buy them.
Agile, the antonym of development methodologies
I've worked out how to treat everything that comes out of 'Agile' development. Just put a not in-front of each and every word of jargon from the agile bible (again another load of bullshit created to sell self-help books).
It's not a sprint, it's not a backlog item, and it's certainly not fucking agile in any dictionary-sense-of-the-word.
One can only imaging the authors of the 'best selling' book on the subject erroneously used the antonym section of the thesaurus when trying to generate their silly jargon rather than the synonym one.
A death in the family
Samantha finally died ... or what was left of her.
This is her second frame and the frame cracked in the same place - along the rear weld of the reinforcing strut behind the bottom bracket. The rear wheel is also new (the original just needs a couple of spokes and a re-true). I replaced all the cables when I changed the frame last time. The seat post needed changing when I changed frames, both brakes ended up being replaced (the springs on the arms broke off). At least one new chain - maybe two, and another rear cog cluster. So yeah, not much left of the original bike: front wheel, derailers, levers, handlebars, pedals, and forks.
This was originally a Specialized mountain bike I bought in Boston when I was working for Ximian in 2000, so i got a pretty good run out of it, and the replacement frame was only $150 (old but new stock). It's my shopping cart and commuter so even if i'm not doing as much distance as I am right now it's always had a regular weekly use and occasional heavy loads (like 10kg bags of flour, 25kg bags of potting mix, or a late-night dinky).
I have a Wheeler I bought even earlier (1998 or 1999?) which has been sitting outside with a broken rear wheel (fucking idiot at the bike shop on The Parade in Norwood over-tightened the spokes so much they pulled out of the rim - avoid, they're snobby wankers anyway) so over Easter I did a bit of a recondition on that. Gave it a good clean, sanded and touched up all the corrosion spots in the paintwork, cleaned and oiled the chain, then moved over the wheels, mudguards, pannier rack, lights, bottle cage, pump, and saddle from Sam.
The brand new rear wheel by this time was a little loose so I did a re-true on that and replaced a missing spoke on the front wheel and re-trued that (at least, as best I could), re-aligned the rear derailer and so on.
The spigot nut slips inside it's plastic case so I didn't really tighten the front wheel enough so that started working loose after a week. The axle was quite bent when I put it on (i'm not sure how that happened) so then the following weekend I decided to try to fix that as well - took out the bearing and re-greased, hammered the bent axle slightly straighter on a piece of railway line I use as a small anvil (trying to without damaging the thread), cleaned it up a bit and put it back on really tight.
Considering I haven't done any maintenance for years that isn't so bad, although I'm sure after all that something else is going to break next.
The Wheeler frame is built like a tank - oversized tubing and heavy reinforcing on the main welds. Unlike the other two frames there is no flexing whatsoever when I stand on the pedals; so that should last a few years yet. I mostly used the Specialized once I came back from Boston so it probably only had a couple of years use so far (it seemed lighter than the wheeler even though the wheeler had some better components).
Ahh I finally remembered the name I had for the Wheeler - Michelle. Just a running joke with some mates to name my bikes with female names.
I've been doing some very early riding of late, and together with a #2 haircut, a very well ventilated helmet, and some cold mornings ... it can get pretty chilly on the forehead (and the wingnuts). Cold here is around 10 degrees.
I was trying to find something I could use to keep some of the wind off and I came across an old knee warmer. The elastic is gone and the other knee got lost when I lent it to someone so it was convenient that it fits (if a bit snugly) over my head and ears. So I de-stitched the elastic (all 4 rows of strong polyester - certainly built well, I think it was an Australian made one) and brought out the sewing machine to just sew up the edge (hem?).
The machine just didn't seem to want to catch a stitch so I ended up pulling the whole bottom mechanism apart and trying to work out what was going on. In the process I finally learnt the magic that makes them work - I always wondered how the top-fed cotton was looped around the bottom-fed cotton. The mechanism is deceptively simple yet relies on precise alignment and some engineering of the needle shape. As the needle reaches it's lowest point, a rotating slot goes past and picks up the cotton that is sitting next to it and loops it around the bobbin feed. It relies on the needle being at the right place at the right time to fairly close tolerances and the flexibility of the cotton itself.
So after taking apart what I could and realising that nothing at all is adjustable I did a bit of an oil and put it back together and then I realised that the rotating spindle around the bobbin-cage has to be time-aligned with the rest of rotating parts ... but after some adjustments I got that back in the right spot.
Still didn't fucking work! If anything it was dropping even more stitches.
But then I looked closer at the needle I was using - and it had an oddly thin shape at the bottom I guessed it wasn't close enough to the rotating slot for the cotton to be picked up reliably. So I found another one, slotted it in, ... and away it went. I can't remember why I put that needle in now but it's clearly not made for this machine and at least i'll know where to look next time. It was with a box of shit the machine came with and must've come from another machine.
Actually because the material is so stretchy the stitching is hard to get right anyway, but I repaired some other things that needed sewing up and made a morning of it. After i'd cut it in half I realised I could have made a pretty creepy balaclava out of it but perhaps it's better I didn't ;-)
I think the machine is as old as me, Singer 248. It's built like something out of the steam age - the main body and platform is one big cast iron block and the drive shaft and cam-driven rockers are seemingly over-sized steel rods. It's got holes for pedal-driven belt but runs off a small motor. I was just about to throw it out so i'm pleased to find it was just a needle and I had an interesting morning learning how it worked. I couldn't see why it wouldn't be working otherwise - none of the parts seem particularly worn and it doesn't look like it's been used a lot.
Not that I have much to sew. Maybe I can make a slip-on cover for an e-book or tablet with the remainder of the knee warmer.
Update: Ok, so i got that wrong: i ran out of the cotton i was using and when i changed it it stopped catching again. I also found the adjustment screws and cams for the needle positioning. In the end the main problem was the bobbin cage timing, knew I should've recorded it's position before I took the belt off. After a few tries I managed to get it to catch on both sides of a zig-zag stitch although the stretchy material and needle were other factors. Fiddly, but I guess it occupied an afternoon ...
Cold and Wet
Another shitty cold wet weekend.
Probably wont bother rebuilding the HSA tools or doing any hacking (work and some poor sleep is completely wearing me out, and my eyes need a rest), might clean the kitchen, cook something, watch some footy if it's on and maybe crack a red.
I've only got a couple more weeks to go on this (really short) contract and then i'm not sure what's going to happen. I think the plan that others made was for me to continue on it for a few years but i've stated i'm not willing to work on the project further - although the location, technology, and team organisation is a contributing factor, there is a more serious and unrelated reason I can't mention.
I could survive on a few months/year for on-going work on previous tasks but whether that is acceptable is not up to me.
With the federal government seemingly hell-bent on turning Australia into some Victorian-era upstairs/downstairs nightmare of total class warfare (I just can't ... just can't .... fathom where they're headed with their current ideologically driven nonsense: a ruling class which takes all of the nation's wealth and works the underclass till death?) the whole work situation around here is only going to get tighter. Not that there is much call for parallel/performance programmers around here that I can tell.